Keeping The Record
Roy Brands was one of baseball's home run kings, knocking them out of the park on a nightly basis to the delight of roaring crowds across the country. But years of rampant steroid abuse have finally caught up with him, transforming the former All-Star into a shrunken-testicled, soprano-speaking, bra-wearing recluse.
Despite his present condition and the creditors knocking on his door, Roy can still take solace that his single season home run record remains intact...until he learns that a young second baseman is on the cusp of shattering it. Desperate to protect the only thing he has left, Roy makes his way to St. Louis, leaving a trail of destruction and bodies in his wake.